imdemetrialynn:

toocooltobehipster:

[video]

lmfaoo this shit is funny & important to watch

I gotta start carrying paper clips.

earthlyscum:

can someone bring capes back into fashion

eremiel-fallen-angel:

jinxley:

bambigraham:

jinxley:

my little sister officially turned 10 yesterday and because i’m in another state i couldn’t see her so i called instead to sing happy birthday and when i was done she whispered “gay” and hung up on me

is that the same sister who put her burned hand on your heart because ‘it was so nice and cold’

that would be the sister

your sister sounds pleasant 

elefseus:

i love this dumb turtledove like you have an entire backyard where you could find stationary shade but no you decide to chill out in the tiny spot of shade cast by the birdfeeder which moves so quickly that you have to get up every ten minutes why did you make this decision why do you make this decision every day

ljean-kirschteinl:

I was wearing my tfios shirt in this restaurant and my waiter said she wanted to read the book but was afraid it was gonna be really sad, so i asked her if she wanted me to spoil it for her, and she said yes.
I said: “The last words in the book are “i do augustus, i do.”“

chetsmix:

delanowhere:

mousecouch:

Macklemore

ha!

Mackles’more

corriezodori:

a-romeo-that-loves:

oh my god toyota.

THISWASTHEBESTCOMMERCIAL

canadianprimeminister:

gps: *says something*
everyone in car: *mocks gps pronunciation*

simplycameronc:

mexicansblog:

hopeissuffering:

fuzzykitty01:

orangewave:

bakamic:

izzy-sukeban-jones:

if you cut the tip off, how do you seal it when you save it for later?

^^^ Seriously. How do you store it after you open it?

Step one: step two: 

Y’all need Jesus. 

or even more easy way?

step 1

shots are currently being fired

this made me laugh so hard tbh

awelltraveledwoman:

karidevereaux:

…an ode to 1970s skater girls. 

this is amazing

roachpatrol:

itsfuckingdistractingohgood:

eastofgallifrey:

University Study on Sexism in Doctor Who

"Fun fact, Rose’s Bechdal test score would have been in the 80′s were it not for the episodes Moffat wrote during her run."

Amazing. It’s almost like women aren’t lying when they call things sexist!

officialunitedstates:

bewbin:

officialunitedstates:

people who buy pitchforks:

  1. farmers
  2. 30% of everyone in a mob

cant forget giants who eat giant salads

3. giant vegetarians

douglasmurphy:

rainbowcoffin:

c-h-0-w:

nightwife:

Always reblog

Woah

well he really should have worn more protective clothing if he didn’t want that to happen
sounds to me like he was asking for it

Are we really sure he was actually shot and decapitated? Idk, sounds like something he would’ve made up. Guys make false decapitation accusations all the time, you know. 

dutchsheerio:

meow-sheeran:

how does ed manage to look perfect in every single picture that get’s taken of him

image

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